Let me be the judge... you old self richeous cunt

Sayned as a payned on a merry-go-rayned

Isn't it a pitty that the pretty kitty actually turned out to be quite shitty

Well if the hat don't fit ya, then it doesn't feckin fit ya

Casually contemplating romance at a glance

It's an injustis that's what it is... no it's not, it's a clock

Id hate to love a hater. They might just love me

(not mine)

Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day

And if you don't mind... I have to think of something witty to say

Don't treat me like a scallywaaaag!!!!!!!!