It’s great when you are with your group, laughter abounds bringing much cheer, but when the time of sorrow comes, all alone, you shed tears with your beers.

If you want to find out who your true friend’s are, become down trodden, and brokenhearted.

God has confounded the Wise by gifting the Simple!

Prayer is my breath, if I stop praying, I die!

Don't drive if you had many mugs of beer, out of beer at home, drive forklift to pick up more!

Sow good, reap good, too lazy to chop wood, no Fireplace to warm your space!

If you are tuned in you will discern, but if you embrace a false religion, you become a caged pigeon!

If you touch a hot item you quickly will learn, and if you touch a woman, you may burn!

Naivety is bliss, but it quickly flees after your first kiss!

Knowledge may be Power, but without the Wisdom to use it, it's useless!