If you touch a hot item you quickly will learn, and if you touch a woman, you may burn!

If you are tuned in you will discern, but if you embrace a false religion, you become a caged pigeon!

Sow good, reap good, too lazy to chop wood, no Fireplace to warm your space!

Don't drive if you had many mugs of beer, out of beer at home, drive forklift to pick up more!

Prayer is my breath, if I stop praying, I die!

God has confounded the Wise by gifting the Simple!

If you want to find out who your true friend’s are, become down trodden, and brokenhearted.

It’s great when you are with your group, laughter abounds bringing much cheer, but when the time of sorrow comes, all alone, you shed tears with your beers.

They say that many a truth is said in a jest; be careful with your secrets, keep them close to your vest.

Buy someone a tractor, and they will clear the snow from your driveway, buy your sweetheart a new Van, you may never see them again.