Tech support: "We aren't satisfied until You aren't satisfied!"

People are a lot like slinkys: fun to push down stairs.

Friends are a lot like trees: they fall down if you beat them repeatedly with an axe.

Forgiveness, is the fragrance that a flower leaves on the heel that crushed it.

Isn't it funny how someone will spend more time thinking about a guy/girl that doesn't think about them, than they think about the one who died for them?

Being Kind is more important than being Right.
Sometimes, all a person needs is a special heart that listens.

I don't Appreciate the Sound of Music... I Appreciate the Music of Sound.

Don't be pointing fingers at me unless if your hands are clean.