Im feeling kind of groovy today daddy-o
because I spent last evening on my patio...

A cat like me has nine lives
I spent the last eight without a wife...

Doctor Doctor! I've finally admitted
I need to find a rubber room and have myself...

Right now I want to rest these thoughts inside my...
though Im not tired or ready for bed...

I was minding my own buisness innocent as can be
and due to some misunderstanding found myself in...

We always disagree
then a truce for just one need...

Gargantuan trees with elephantine trunks
wandering curly vines with the perfume of a skunk...

Constantly hungry and for food always wishing
an idea I cooked up? slinging hash in the kitchen...

Of all the things in life that matter to me
some of my favorites come with batteries...

A chap moved in next door and he was always...
a salesmen was he and noise he was selling...

(country music)
Here you come again, only hell knows where you...

Stick up women with their dirty tricks
stuck up clowns and jokers chasing their fix...