She was daddys little princess with crayons and...
Dad was a welder, mama (RIP) was a nurse...

The reason this bear cant get his honey
is because he has no cave and he has no money...

I once knew a man by his possessions he was...
If he had a slice of pizza he had to have the...

Liar! Liar! pants on fire!
to hear the truth is your desire...

All of a sudden I was feeling a bit talkative
so I went cellphone shopping for something cool...

A thousand things changed in the game
a million strange things remained the same...

This guy in the mirror looked a bit boyish and...
so I put down my razor and grew me a beard...

I cannot wait to hold you tight
hurry! hurry! bring the night...

Doctor! Doctor! somethings wrong
my heart is singing a sad sad song...

At first people take a second look at me
they recognize the rapper I used to be...

Some folks may find me rather mental
because I write this poetry dental...

I dont want to get involved, I want to spend my...
Im a real anti hero, does that make me a villian...