I'm not as sharp as I once was
to much highness is because...

I was feeling rather bored and real alone
so I went to work and created addiction cologne...

(ring announcer)
Attention losers and knucklehaeads...

Am I acting weird? because I dont know
stick around if you dare and watch the show...

What is it like to be a drug addict?
misery and pain well thats automatic...

It is a fact I was so suspicious and jealous
whatever they think goes on in the neighborhood...

Chilling in my cell, bored and yawning thinking...
all of a sudden it dawned on me I was in need of a...

I remember forgotten lovers, nights spent not so...
like unconsumed things left behind on my plate...

A Mexican? now aint that quaint? we have to hire...
well lets see my foreign friend if you respest...

No matter what life may bring
I often get hunches of certain things...

I was the man who looked like there was always...
all the ladies who looked at me said" eww! Im...

Once so young and seeking adventure
now Im older looking at dentures...