Something in life that really makes me squirm
may seem to you like a large worm...

Time is different things to different folks
fleeting moments or lengthy joke...

I wish I was a better looker
My friends wish I was a better cooker...

If I was in a bad way and yelled for help, would I...
If I got worse and passed on would anyone give me...

Feeling no pain cuz' I just left the bar
some goon pulls up to me in a jacked up funny car...

I was looking for a hobby and feeling rather...
so I thought I would become an outlaw biker and...

As a battered pinata this beaten down nut
always spewing questions if only, what if, and...

If we lived in a world without reasoning
life would be so bland like a dish without...

As I listen to the talking heads on TV converse
he tries to tell me I am an insignificant speck of...

A face like a model and a body that wont quit...
when God handed out brains she thought he said...

Sometimes I feel like an underwater spark or a...
Sometimes I feel like a vampire in the sun or a...

There a new flu in town of the pig perssuasion
is it worse than bird flu or one that is Asian...