Chilling in my cell, bored and yawning thinking...
all of a sudden it dawned on me I was in need of a...

Walking one fine day I met a man
I thought he looked familiar as I shook his...

I was the man who looked like there was always...
all the ladies who looked at me said" eww! Im...

Rainy nightz I see through barz
this rainy night there are no starz...

The reason why I married her?the answers just...
I really had no clue my in-laws were outlaws...

Im seeking a kind woman and so confused
Im looking for love and they want to be abused...

Let me tell you something thats for the birds
a useless silent letter attached to my words...

I bumped into my friend the other day
didnt know just what to say...

Young old Prostitutes with jack o lantern teeth
the one with the nice smile tells me she can take...

There once was a lonely black widow spider......
always looking for somewhere to hide...

Im a spaced out scientist and i like to fish
for inner outer space folks on my huge satellite...