Of all the things in life that matter to me
some of my favorites come with batteries...

Something in life that really makes me squirm
may seem to you like a large worm...

Constantly hungry and for food always wishing
an idea I cooked up? slinging hash in the kitchen...

Gargantuan trees with elephantine trunks
wandering curly vines with the perfume of a skunk...

We always disagree
then a truce for just one need...

I was minding my own buisness innocent as can be
and due to some misunderstanding found myself in...

Its said the best things in life are free
a Ferrari, A Rolex and caviar seem best for me...

Right now I want to rest these thoughts inside my...
though Im not tired or ready for bed...

Doctor Doctor! I've finally admitted
I need to find a rubber room and have myself...

A cat like me has nine lives
I spent the last eight without a wife...

Im feeling kind of groovy today daddy-o
because I spent last evening on my patio...

There a new flu in town of the pig perssuasion
is it worse than bird flu or one that is Asian...