Ive outgrown my love of cocaine and doobies
but Ive not grown out of my love of boobies...

I cannot wait to hold you tight
hurry! hurry! bring the night...

I once knew a man by his possessions he was...
If he had a slice of pizza he had to have the...

The man child sitting on his wheeled throne
he gives off an air of a nobleman mounted on a...

Its said the best things in life are free
a Ferrari, A Rolex and caviar seem best for me...

I was feeling rather bored and real alone
so I went to work and created addiction cologne...

You should always be selective with whom you...
sometimes shiny happy people can end up being...

Unsteady cupids arrow flies
never to find my hearts bullseye...

These days I find to my disliking
all this mandatory mountain biking...

Im on interstate ten in my new Mercedes Benz just...
up ahead a thumb in the air a stranded brother and...

When I remove my hat; such a display
drama induced fifty shades of gray...

The workout at the rehab didnt workout like I...
listening to anyone is one thing I cant stand...