(ring announcer)
Attention losers and knucklehaeads...

Money burning a hole in my pocket cuz I just got...
I think i will smoke a J and check out the Modern...

I hate dry authors with their fifty cent words
smeared on the pages like a collection of turds...

Feeling no pain cuz' I just left the bar
some goon pulls up to me in a jacked up funny car...

No longer a bucking bronco,chomping at the bit
true love galloped into my life and horse sense...

The reason why I married her?the answers just...
I really had no clue my in-laws were outlaws...

Im feeling kind of groovy today daddy-o
because I spent last evening on my patio...

Of all the things I have bought
I really love my friend robot...

My sun precious jewel of the sky
such magnificence upon my eyes...

Chilling in my cell, bored and yawning thinking...
all of a sudden it dawned on me I was in need of a...

Sometimes I feel like an underwater spark or a...
Sometimes I feel like a vampire in the sun or a...

My all mighty buck is not so all mighty now
I guess this is the rainy day I should have saved...