Bad luck can change if one believes?
I believe...

There once was a lonely black widow spider......
always looking for somewhere to hide...

I wonder where do broken drug dealers go to...
I'm being released from prison out of the pan into...

(country music)
Here you come again, only hell knows where you...

An opposites attraction to unshiny folks dipped in...
when it came to self sabotage Mama didnt raise a...

I ran an ad "Prison Pen Pal Needed"
The answers to my dreams were quickly exceeded...

Walking one fine day I met a man
I thought he looked familiar as I shook his...

If you wish to see me unravel
then book me on a little air travel...

I was doing drugs and they were doing me
a dont give a *uck attitude...complacency...

Shes so dull rather dense
if she coulnt suck a golf ball through a garden...

Rainy nightz I see through barz
this rainy night there are no starz...

My gay friend and I are going to the farmers...
I have a crush on the lady who works there...