I'm a real macho man, this said with pride
but lately I detect a feminine side...

If we lived in a world without reasoning
life would be so bland like a dish without...

These daze its not uncommon
my dinner consists of some top ramen...

SSHHHH! as you shush me and cover your ears all...
this poetrys so bad it should be a crime...

I once knew a scandolous pirate,I guess a thief of...
If she could catch a frog she would try and steal...

To speak of me to say the least
I will let it be known I've been called a beast...

Your velvety whispers provoke my joyful tears
just the sound of your voice and proof of my...

I was the man who looked like there was always...
all the ladies who looked at me said" eww! Im...

I was looking for a hobby and feeling rather...
so I thought I would become an outlaw biker and...

I know some folks cant remember the capitol of...
but have no problem remembering the last grand...

I have a selective memory
especially when things are collective by me...

Kenmore knows Im no Singer
but allow me to spin a yarn that will have you in...