In jail the young sherriffs want to mess with the trustees so they can beat them up or put them in the hole. So I use this ridiculous answer"I'm sorry sir. thats why pencils have erasers because we all make mistakes'

If you are going to act like turd
go lay in the yard

My sanity requires I remember to forget things

When stressing about what someone said about me, My 5 yr old daughter said "who cares daddy? lets go to the park!"

Due to all the high years

"I am the part of all my sums"

I knew she was there.Like a tattoo on a black man.I knew she was there.couldnt see her but........