Quotes by Ashleigh

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  • If someone treats you like a bug, crawl in their nose and make them sneeze.

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  • I feel like a box of tinker toys scattered belief system different moods, there's many pieces in here. I'd imagine they weigh a ton, but are fun sized bits that make up a bouncy heart.

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  • I'm not trying to toot my own horn, but...

    It could be a genius idea to use humor at almost all costs to boost confidence and self esteem.

    I am confident in being a barrel of laughs even if I'm seem as the joke.

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  • I feel much safer in flights of fancy than in harsh reality.

    I don't know if I regret knowing the difference.

    12 years ago
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  • If you ever get lost or discouraged seek out greener pastures and better spots.

    12 years ago
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  • My best survival skill is pouring my heart out in words.

    I don't think there will ever be enough words to express my heart or quench my thirst.

    Humor helps.

    12 years ago
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  • She said "People in hell want ice water"

    I said "you're enough work as it is, they'll have to get their own"

    12 years ago
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  • She said "life's a witch and then you die"

    I said only if you became a witch to get by.

    12 years ago
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  • Quality is better than quantity when I can only have one, because 2 weeks later I'll remember a quality joke, and forget 5 mediocre ones.

    12 years ago
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  • Flawless people are too perfect for the rest of the world.

    I admire their sucess and self esteem, but could never envy their vacant character.

    12 years ago
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