Love is an illusion- make sure you and the other person are on similar planes, because you might realize there's only one parachute.

I'm self- centered, but don't like an audience.

There goes my changes of being a centerpiece.

Flawless people are too perfect for the rest of the world.

I admire their sucess and self esteem, but could never envy their vacant character.

Quality is better than quantity when I can only have one, because 2 weeks later I'll remember a quality joke, and forget 5 mediocre ones.

She said "life's a witch and then you die"

I said only if you became a witch to get by.

She said "People in hell want ice water"

I said "you're enough work as it is, they'll have to get their own"

My best survival skill is pouring my heart out in words.

I don't think there will ever be enough words to express my heart or quench my thirst.

Humor helps.

If you ever get lost or discouraged seek out greener pastures and better spots.

I feel much safer in flights of fancy than in harsh reality.

I don't know if I regret knowing the difference.

I'm not trying to toot my own horn, but...

It could be a genius idea to use humor at almost all costs to boost confidence and self esteem.

I am confident in being a barrel of laughs even if I'm seem as the joke.