I can't wear that necklace if I do it feels as if there's a row of burning embers dangling around my neck.....I'm sorry

Cut my wrists and close my eyes take me way to paradise.

I guess all I can do is wait until we're buried underground.....then maybe we can spend the rest of our afterlife together....

Sometimes i feel so cold, its as if the snot dripping out of my nose could freeze.

Pork is pork, veal is veal, what is a kiss with out a feel...

Make sure all the course you take are {inter}.

May the bird of paradise shit on your head.

When roses are red they're ready to pluck. When girls turn 16 they're ready to f u c k.

Roses are red violets are green my face is funny but yours is a scream.

Sex is like a hockey game you play between periods!