Tears dripped one by one landing on the picture of him she had in one hand and in the other a gun

One friend stabs you hard, then eventually turns the knife, then your other to friends come along and push it in as deep as it goes.

So hear you sit with needle at wrist, wondering why i think your a b i t c h. Don't get me wrong i love you my friend but this horrible habit has got to end.

Sex is like a hockey game you play between periods!

Roses are red violets are green my face is funny but yours is a scream.

When roses are red they're ready to pluck. When girls turn 16 they're ready to f u c k.

May the bird of paradise shit on your head.

Make sure all the course you take are {inter}.

Pork is pork, veal is veal, what is a kiss with out a feel...

Sometimes i feel so cold, its as if the snot dripping out of my nose could freeze.