My neighbors cat is a reincarnation pornstar. |
They don't just create music; no. They create a reason. |
That moment when a gay guy is cute: "Ugh. Get you're butt over here. Be straight. Marry me." |
Ew. Life. |
I plead the right to bear guns. Oh, no. Not the guns you're thinking of *troll face intended* |
I'm too hard headed to be eaten by zombies. |
The Deeper My Cuts Go, The Wounds In My Heart Fall Deeper As Well. The Deeper My Cuts Go, Yet They Don't Scar. The Deeper My Heart Falls, The Razor With It Too, The Sadder My Mind Feels, All Because Of You. |
Don't think I give a crap...because I don't. |
I'm happy for he's happy. I'm happy she's happy. That doesn't mean I'm over him. |
Behind every scar is a story. |