People say "your so lazy and annoying why dont you get a job" but all i say is "truth is i do have a job its to annoy the hell out of you"

Waking up:cant i have 5 more minutes
bus:why the fn hell is it late
get to school:where r my friends
class time:is the teacher here today
end of day:YAY!!! INTERNET
last day of term:yay now i can actually sleep
first day:damn it not again

Friend: i would have slapped her in the face if she didnt have chips
me: that b***h needed a good slap in tha face and her food stolen anyways