Rock Hydrax are related to the clever Manatee,
But Rock Hydrax live on land and Manatees at sea...

Numbats are like kangaroos; but don't have a...
They crawl out of their Mom and use her belly as a...

My best friend is a rug re-arranger
Who never, ever met a stranger...

When asked how old I am, no eyes widen to...
Wow you don't' look your age...