Please allow me to introduce myself,
Society is my name...

Big Issue!
Help the homeless, Sir...

Well they waved their flags when Thatcher died
and they laid her in the ground...

Remember?
When we squashed up together in your favourite...

He lurks around the corner
with his creaking, aching frame...

You're the salt and I'm the pepper,
I'm the ying and you're the yang...

The other me can play guitar.
He's talented and funny...

Dear Sir, (or is it Madam?),
You don't know me from Charlie Adam...

The sad stranger
who stands still and tall...

'He is quite a catch,' she thought,
as they stepped out on the court...