You're the salt and I'm the pepper,
I'm the ying and you're the yang...

Sausage rolls, vol au vents and little meat pies,
Nothing too fancy, but ever so nice...

We know everything about you,
where you work, where you live...

Sssh, listen to me, I want to confide in you.
I need to tell you something, I don't know what to...

'He is quite a catch,' she thought,
as they stepped out on the court...

Face lift from Croydon,
a loud mouth that annoyed ‘em...

In light years from now, the Planet Zog will be...
and Zoggians will live in fright of a knock on the...

Tree stands solid
on road side...

Go to the ant, thou sluggard,
Keep working til you're buggered...

Do not demand the truth or expose lies.
Do not protest, do not disturb the quiet...

I'm sorry if you're finding
my effimg and my blinding...

Inspired by a picture of an Elvis impersonator at...
No, I won't be your Teddy Bear...