You're fated, hated, opinionated.
You're so full of yourself...

Flowers laid and tributes trending ...
Our inevitable ending...

Dribble, drabble, mindless babble.
Background noise, annoys, annoys...

I have a friend I've never met,
a friend who lives a dream...

I'm the front page story from yesterday,
I was all over your TV...

Hark the herald bankers sing,
Come all ye plebs and worship the King...

With aches in my shoulder, my legs and my thighs,
another year older, but still none the wiser...

You're a petty little man
With a petty little life...

It's going to be emotional, that's all I can say.
It's going to be emotional, emotional all day...

I'm sorry to wake you, Grandad,
But I thought you ought to know...

Vivaldi's 'Four Seasons'
was interrupted by a voice...

Shoulder to shoulder our grandparents stood,
Shoulder to shoulder each woman and man...