Hooded shadows lurking
in the darkened corners...

It's a bumper box of Belgian chocs.
It's a bowl of wholesome pasta...

'He is quite a catch,' she thought,
as they stepped out on the court...

I've never had a period, it's true.
I've never suffered labour pains like you...

When mother land she needs me,
my mother land she feeds me...

Incubator, mother's breast.
dressing up box, old string vest...

A man with an alsatian .... on Macclesfield...
After some consternation .... and much...

But Earth has not anything .......
or anyone...

You're a petty little man
With a petty little life...

I'm sorry if you're finding
my effimg and my blinding...

We will teach you all a lesson,
you 'political elite...

With thanks and apologies to the late, great Mr...
Big brother's on the telly...