It seems the quantity of broken hearts is surpassed only by plastic.

The recipe for disaster was written long before you were born.

If one heart lies to the other before God, you have: marriage.

Question. Are you a doctor?
Answer: Quite the opposite, I'm a lawyer.

Grief and sadness are part of the dualities of living, to overcome them one must first respect them.

Say what you will about Aussies, but if Trump was our leader - he wouldn't last a week.

Sex ruins everything; as I am no porn-star and you are no prostitute.

If he has power, wealth and by his side - beauty....let he be made fun of in reverence and not expense