Beauty is blind, and the blind alone can see true beauty.

There is nothing to live for but the mere joy of living.

I broke up with Hope after she caught me having an affair with Despair.

My greatest flaw as a writer is not being able to write a happy ending for myself.

I'd seduce the Moirai sisters if it meant that I could rewrite my soul-mates fate.

When speaking about politics, the only objective truth is that the only one who claims to have an objective perspective is the fool.

I find it quite funny that in Swedish the phrase to use when you need to mark frustration, a sigh, is "men suck".

The greatest irony behind the so called "pro-life" movement is that the so called champions of the unborn refuses the idea of helping the living -- especially the impoverished, non-whites, non-heterosexuals, and women.

Horror fiction is fundamentally dangerous. It distracts us from the fact that the real monsters walk among us, wearing suits and going to church on Sundays.

"Due to the user of this account having posted negative things about Mother Russia, we at the KGB have now taken control over the situation and will not be giving it back to the slanderous user.
All hail the Motherland."