I think I understood what a Family really was for the first time when I witnessed the other three members of this household having an intense argument for over half an hour over the vast injustice that is unequal distribution of... Cinnamon buns.

Being a teenage soldier means coming home with a broken mind, and writing your college application in blood.

Life is absurd, and sometimes that means you have to both laugh and cry at the same time.

I'm not convinced that it's a coincidence that the Swedish language has the same word for both "Married" and "Poison".

When she got stuck inside the vastness between the pain and the anguish needed for her to create beautiful art, the only way she could avoid spiritual destruction was to stop singing me those heart-breakingly evanescent love songs.

The only honest person that exists is one who admits to lying about both trivial and non-trivial things every single day.

"Due to the user of this account having posted negative things about Mother Russia, we at the KGB have now taken control over the situation and will not be giving it back to the slanderous user.
All hail the Motherland."

Horror fiction is fundamentally dangerous. It distracts us from the fact that the real monsters walk among us, wearing suits and going to church on Sundays.

The greatest irony behind the so called "pro-life" movement is that the so called champions of the unborn refuses the idea of helping the living -- especially the impoverished, non-whites, non-heterosexuals, and women.

I find it quite funny that in Swedish the phrase to use when you need to mark frustration, a sigh, is "men suck".