There once was a doggy named Jack,
who no longer had a nutsack...

A woman tries to wash a spot of bird poop off of...
She scrubs and scrubs, but the poop remains...

Big Booty Judy
is a cutie...

Girl, your booty is so fine
it makes you look like a diam...

When my nimble fingers apply pressure on the keys,
I don't know how else to say it; my soul is so...