Once long upon a time ago,
From cosmic dust two stars did grow...

I wish I had a girlfriend,
And I wish it could be you...

One day,
When you know me well...

One day I found a poem,
It was sleeping in its bed...

There's not much point in writing poems,
When you've nothing much to say...

Sometimes when I'm very bored,
I like to take the time...

Should I write a poem,
That uses all my brain...

I wrote 9 poems in the bath last night,
Every stanza...

Like a walking pool, Vomit,
You move from place-to-place...

I met a girl who changed my life
In oh so many ways...

I know a Sarah,
She's really sweet...

Last night I dreamed a dream of you,
And in that dream I dreamt...