I'm the smallest link of chain
Out of the whole entire bunch...

We've heard it all said
Time and time again...

Ugly is as Ugly does
Heard you say those Dirty Words...

I am 100 percent American
Liberty through and through...

Of all the teams that are in the ACC
Duke is the team; the team for me...

I am a Piece of Mire Clay
Oh Jesus take your hands...

All of my memories
Added to all of yours...

I'm just a sad little tear
That's waiting my turn...

I'm a Diamond Wedding Ring
And I'm in very good shape...

I throw in the towel
I wave the white flag...

You know what they say
About the deep blue sea...

My eyes look at you
They know what they like...