I can't move my muscles
Or speak a single word...

I throw in the towel
I wave the white flag...

I'm a Diamond Wedding Ring
And I'm in very good shape...

I'm just a sad little tear
That's waiting my turn...

All of my memories
Added to all of yours...

I am a Piece of Mire Clay
Oh Jesus take your hands...

Of all the teams that are in the ACC
Duke is the team; the team for me...

I am so a proper doggy
I know my language well...

I am 100 percent American
Liberty through and through...

Ugly is as Ugly does
Heard you say those Dirty Words...

We've heard it all said
Time and time again...

Oh hey there Mr. Devil
You're not the Boss of me...