Remember girls-It's better to lose a lover than to love a loser!

**[OnE FaTeFuL dAy AnD hE eNtErS uR lIfE...fIlLs U wItH lOvE dEn RiPs It AwAy As He WaLkS jUsT aS sUdDeNlY fRoM iT]**

This mite be rubbish but i recently met my mate's cousin and reali fell for him but ill never see him again.Typical huh?

***A mAn'$ DeFiNiTiOn Of FoRePlAy I$ TaKiNg Ur KnIcKeR$ OfF!***

**You know if a man$ $exually excited when he'$ breathing!**

*You know when you're sleeping with a footballer when he stops for an orange half way through!*

*If U cAn ReAd DiS dEn, BoY u'Re WaY tOo ClOsE!*

*whenever you're down i'll be there for you...i'll answer the phone at midnight when you call...i promise i'll be there to catch you when you fall cos baby in this world we have only each other*

*wRiTe It In FiRe AcRoSs ThE nIgHt SoMe MeN rMoRe Or LeSs AlRiGhT*

*iF U WANT IT, TAKE COS BABY AS LONG AS UR BREATHING, IM YOURS!*

Love's a thief to us, however you may take it;He's desperate, sleepless and he strips us naked!