"Is My Dad?"
My dad is pretty stupid...

Jingle bells,
Ringing...

When life gives you lemons, you can make lemonade...

The ceiling hangs low and the world starts to...
If I hold my breath now I won't feel a thing...

Guns at the ready
Getting prepared to fire...

I love typing haikus
I've never typed one before...

Being in love is hard,
more complicated I should say...

Two little birds
Sitting on a rock...

Every second
I am born into the world...

You could search for a lovey-dovey poem,
but not any will be as true as this...

It's so difficult to gain that strength
to leave my bed in the morning...

Have you ever felt trapped
No escape from life...