I do not wear neckties,
They make me feel tied down...

I wanted it to be Natalie,
But Gal Gadot, another Israeli was chosen...

Do I look depressed because am always indoors?
I no longer move out like I used to...

She phones me,
I do not even know her...

At age 7,
She cannot write the letter P...

What is life?
It's what you think...

Marriage is the transfer of wealth,
From one family to another as appreciation...

Men bedwet in their sleep,
Women bedwet during sex...

I'm skinny,
But do not care what anyone has to say about it...

She asks me for the wedding albums of my parents.
I bring two...

For 5 consecutive years,
My Art grades deteriorated by 7 marks every 12...

He's well read,
Intelligent and witty...