Brown and grey are the Funniest Colours.

Let's crack tea and g-nut jokes! Spaghetti is more expensive.

The way I live my life is as simple as possible.

I love you very much but am broke.

My cousin's son told me that poverty is worse than death, but I would rather be poor and unemployed than dead in a graveyard.

Rot ain't sweet.

Do whatever you love with intense focus!

The brain is not the only free capital; eyes and fingers are the others, plus legs.

Love is the suspension bridge between two island hearts.

You create your own peace of mind.