If I was not born in Uganda, then I could have been born in DR Congo as a refugee or Scotland as a bastard.

My cousin told me that as a toddler, I would pack the dry, round rabbit droppings in my pocket as groundnuts and eat them. I was stunned to learn that rabbits actually re-eat them too.

For 1st and 2nd term, I would play more than read. Then when it came to 3rd term, I would read more than play so that I get promoted to the next class.

If we knew how long we are going to live, then we would plan our lives better.

Facebook is so powerful that it forced a Ugandan MP to suggest a tax for its use, how funny! It's just a website, for crying out loud. The only good thing about OTT is that it blocks WhatsApp from chopping your data unknowingly.

I prefer Facebook to WhatsApp but somehow fancy connecting with people using their mobile phone numbers more than names as if there is a big difference.

Why should I join Instagram? So that I can like my own posts?

Honey is not the Sweetest Thing on Earth. How about sugar, molasses, Arabian dates or romantic love?

Blue light is wonderful!

She is my peace; I woke up with her left hand resting on my chest.