She told me she likes me because I treat her better than other people, so I kissed her twice and she smiled.

Love those who love you, kiss those who kiss you, cherish those who cherish you, amuse those who amuse you, please those who please you!

If you have a problem, then just look up oneway to Heaven!

Between flu, typhoid and malaria, I would rather suffer the latter fever and rest it out.

Rejection is permission to find another lover.

Dreams come true when you wake yourself up.

Things that are truly funny make you laugh by force.

Do women expose their boobs to please men; how come men do not expose their balls?

I prefer fortune to fame.

She asked me to get for her raw mangoes and I was attacked by about five wasps while on a mango tree.