Depression has no cure, just remedies.

I do not bow down to statues.

Do not judge a movie by its title!

When you are thirsty, drink!

Sneezing, fake coughing and yawning to heckle people are some of the Weakest Gestures I've ever witnessed.

It's amusing when you greet someone and they imagine they can hurt you by not responding. You just greet the next person!

A heartwreck is a shipwreck in the ocean of love.

I told her she is the Sweetest Woman on Earth, but she turned bittersweet when she rejected my love.

I only kiss the women I love, stuff of brotherly kiss in the Bible is Middle East culture, not my Code.

When your Ex-heartthrob apologises for the wreckage in your heart, make sure you forgive her!