When there is a ditch in the middle of the road, you use the sidewalk.

Texts are sexier than voice calls.

When you hide your feelings of attraction towards someone, you are labelled a coward. When you express them without fear, you are accused of sexual harassment.

Prank or wrong number calls from strangers are a chance to make new friends.

Alcoholism is when a lawyer spends 20,000 UgX on booze that costs about 2,000 per bottle and then begs for 1,000 as transport to take him home.

Earth is a prison, Hell is Death Row, but Heaven is freedom.

Like P.O.D., am not the type to say: I told you so.

I look for the good in people and ignore the imperfections; we all have them.

When you are down, the only other way is up.

Everyone wants to win all the time, but when you lose, you must learn how to stomach the pain.