Life is what GOD makes it.

Alcoholism is when a lawyer spends 20,000 UgX on booze that costs about 2,000 per bottle and then begs for 1,000 as transport to take him home.

Prank or wrong number calls from strangers are a chance to make new friends.

The secrets of your days are written in your dreams.

Everyday is another chance to overcome depression with family and friends.

Love is not just one colour, but a mashup.

The remedy for heartbreak is accepting that sometimes you win, othertimes you lose.

One mouth, two ears, three eyes, four limbs and five fingers on each hand.

Females always want to be equal to men, but one thing they can never do is produce sperms, just like males cannot give birth to babies no matter how much LGBT advocates spread their mindbending theories.

Money is just a number.