Even designer bags get torn and worn out.

Sickness is like death calling your name.

When there is a ditch in the middle of the road, you use the sidewalk.

Texts are sexier than voice calls.

When you hide your feelings of attraction towards someone, you are labelled a coward. When you express them without fear, you are accused of sexual harassment.

You cannot see what is on your back.

They told me she was conning me and playing me like a toy, but I love her regardless. Every joke must have a punchline.

Eat like you have never vomitted, work like you have never been denied pay, love like you have never been jilted!

If you want to stop drinking alcohol, then ask for milk at the bar!

GOD is so good that HE turned COVID-19 into a common disease when it reached UG.