When you put the upper half of a Bic pen in sunlight and lower part in a shade, a blazing ring of light forms at the tube base.

Death has zero chills, no respect for life.

My beloved niece told me I do not get bored, it's just that am too classy to tell people they are boring. I try to focus on interesting things instead.

Goodbye is a very sad word, it should be changed to badbye or sadbye.

"Everybody Hates Chris", but I like him because he is very funny.

Work never ends.

I do not wear tattoos, denim jeans, wigs, bangles nor ties.

I made a personal vow never to join Instagram and nothing can change my mind.

My day lasts 25 hours; 24 on the clock and one hour in my dreams.

The remedy for heartwreck is new love, fresh like milk.