When she smiles or giggles at my jokes, I feel happy.

Why should I join Instagram, to like my own posts?

Besides snakes, vampire bats, dragons, rats, spiders, sharks and wolves, I believe cockroaches are also a symbol of Evil.

Hearing voices is telepathy, not just a mental problem.

Friendship is like rain. When rain falls, collect water for the dry season!

The sun rises everyday; just pull the curtains aside and let its light shine in your room!

When you are fired from work, create your own job!

Why should I kill myself because some girl rejected me? There are many girls on the Planet.

Why should I commit suicide because of a few Ugandan Shillings?

I moved to West Nile to fight the Prince of Arua blocking my prayers and delaying my answers.