Typhoid is dark and evil like sorcery.

Between flu, typhoid and malaria, I would rather suffer the latter fever and rest it out.

Rejection is permission to find another lover.

Dreams come true when you wake yourself up.

Things that are truly funny make you laugh by force.

Do women expose their boobs to please men; how come men do not expose their balls?

I prefer fortune to fame.

She asked me to get for her raw mangoes and I was attacked by about five wasps while on a mango tree.

I adore the way she hawks at me.

I'm an Art scientist.