Her white dress makes her look angelic.

The Sweetest Thing men want from women only lasts 2 minutes, or 5.

Her palms are soft, but her intelligence is hard.

If you have a problem, then just look up oneway to Heaven!

Love those who love you, kiss those who kiss you, cherish those who cherish you, amuse those who amuse you, please those who please you!

Sickness is the shadow of death.

If I was not born in Uganda, then I could have been born in DR Congo as a refugee or Scotland as a bastard.

My cousin told me that as a toddler, I would pack the dry, round rabbit droppings in my pocket as groundnuts and eat them. I was stunned to learn that rabbits actually re-eat them too.

For 1st and 2nd term, I would play more than read. Then when it came to 3rd term, I would read more than play so that I get promoted to the next class.

If we knew how long we are going to live, then we would plan our lives better.