It takes 72 days for maize to yield, those are three months of maroon and green patience.

When a chick tells me am not in her league, all I can tell her is we will meet at the toilet.

After solving a problem, wait for another and solve it too!

When I fast, the Devil says am starving myself, will get ulcers and also become skinnier. JESUS fasted for 40 consecutive days without food nor water but I cannot even manage three.

Like an earth wire, a good friend takes the load of life's stress off your shoulders.

The Heartbreak Virus Disease has no vaccine; you must wear a heartmask to prevent it.

I want to swallow my pride, but it's indigestible.

People only throw stones at trees with fruits. So when they attack you, just know you have something they want.

Footwear takes you where you want to go. So if you feel at the bottom like a shoe, just remember you have somewhere to go.

Life is all about food and making babies.