If you want oranges but life throws lemons at you, then cut them and eat; they have health benefits.

They told me she was conning me and playing me like a toy, but I love her regardless. Every joke must have a punchline.

You cannot see what is on your back.

Life is what GOD makes it.

Money can buy a way to Heaven if you pay your tithes and give to the needy; JESUS, save our souls with YOUR blood!

When you are sick, mentally you tell yourself that it is temporary and you will get healed.

Happy-iness is in Heaven.

Water is a miracle compound; one moment you are touching something harmful, the next you are eating food using the same hand without fear just because of H2O.

Death never ends.

When your footwear gets torn repeatedly, you force yourself to learn how to mend.