When I was rejected from joining the Technical Drawing class in 2001, I stubbornly started writing the name GOD in all caps.

Misery is complaining of thirst yet there is plenty of drinking water.

Love should be shared in rich text format; people receive broken files because their hearts cannot read certain documents.

Hospital beds must be reserved for pregnant women, accident victims and people with terminal diseases. Why should I be admitted for Flu, worms, headache or Malaria?

If Arua City was a woman, then her maiden firstname would be Cynthia.

Either you play basketball or catch fish, you cannot do both at the same time.

She asked me if I have a Girlfriend and I told her if she is not the One, then I have none.

If love is a crime, then marriage is the prison; 25 years to life.

Complaining about joblessness yet there is a lot of work to do is like saying a rainy or cloudy day is night simply because the solar power is not enough.

I do not wear tattoos, am not a canvas nor graffiti wall.